I smell...
... lots of WIN.
Yeah, you thought of something different, didn't you. You thought I'ld finally confess. NO, I don't! I won't admit that I smell! You'll have to punch it out of me! Come on! COME ON! KICK ME! NO! Nooooo! I won't say it! I won't admit! OKAY, fine, you son of a bitch. I'll admit. I DO! I smell! Like HorseShit! I SMELL SO BADLY that Chinese people must puke whenever I fart. OKAY. I did it. Are you happy now? I SAID, ARE YOU HAPPY NOW? I guess you are. I FUCKING HOPE YOU ARE. Because if you weren't, then.... you cannot imagine what would happen if you weren't. Bad things. TERRIBLY bad things! Things with cute tiny BABY KITTENS and and with BABIES and ALARM CLOCKS and Mushroom Costumes and with these little fishy image ... error ... images ... that will always appear on analog TVs... and with... with... I dunno, other.... things... I... Where the fuck were I? Oh fuck me man. I sort of lost the thread. HEY, WHAT'S THAT MUSIC PLAYING? Where the fuck does this come from? Oh... OH... it's from the browser. Riiight.... I'm just writing a review to it ^.^ oops sorry I forgot. So what was the review's title... "I smell...", huh? Okay... let's complete that sentence... I smell like cheese! Buttery cheese with a porcupine in the middle. A blue porcupine. Hmmm, porcupine cake. I smell its ... smell ... coming from the oven in ... the ... kitchen ... oh where the fuck else? Great great I didn't have any porcupine cake for such a long time... the last time I had it was around 1939, yeah, man, those were the days... THE days! You know what I'm talking about! Come on! Please tell me! I want to know! Argh. Do you think I'm retarded? DID YOU JUST CALL ME RETARDED? DON'T FUCK WITH ME! I'll kill your first born daughter with a screwdriver when she will be ten... yeah and then sell her body to that ingenious Doctor from Lilpillee, what was his name? Schewazoo, yeah! A hell of a doctor. And that's how he works. Like hell! Yes, he's that satanious. Is that a word? Well now it is. YES, IT IS! OF COURSE I CAN CHANGE THE LANGUAGE, HELLO? It's ME! Mario. Which would lead us back to the actual topic. Nice song.